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Devil’s Advocate Total Lawn Care

The defining feature of the Faustian Bargain is that the devil gives you what you ask for and you are worse off for it. The defining feature of doing business with Trump is that every single person who makes a deal with Trump get access to the MAGAverse and is worse off for it.

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media The Stupid Coup

I do not believe that Scott Adams raped and killed a girl in 1990

If someone does have proof that Scott Adams raped and killed a girl in 1990, they should provide that proof to the appropriate authorities rather than continue to spread this vile rumor that Scott Adams raped and killed a girl in 1990

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The Stupid Coup

Mark Meadows and the Three’s Company Defense

I know it sounds like someone was attempting a coup by overturning the legitimate election results but in reality Janet was just about to sew a button on Jack’s pants.

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Repulsicans The Long Game

How Republicans made themselves undateable

I want you to imagine an early-20 something young woman in prime dating age. Her formative years start after 2010. Ask yourself, what would she have noticed about the Republican party in her formative years?

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politics The Long Game

How the right treats Kamala Harris explains a lot about the right.

If you do everything right. Republicans will not hold you up as the embodiment of the American Dream, alive and well in the US. They will question why you should have a nice pan and mock your choice in headphones.

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The Long Game

The gaslighting will not stop with Roe.

The exact same people who spent decades gaslighting you about the half century effort by conservatives to overturn Roe by insisting that Roe is safe will soon switch to gaslighting you by insisting that conservatives will stop with the overturning Roe.

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Shitpost

This article is a trick

This article about how Donald Trump Is going to destroy the Republican Party is a trick.

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The Stupid Coup

The Lawnmower Joke and Jan 6th

A joke about a liar who borrows a lawnmower says a lot about how Republicans are defending the Jan 6th attack.

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Shitpost

Anthony Weiner resigned 10 years ago

If Weiner did what he did today with a magic R next to his name any discussion would have been dismissed as a distraction. Any call to step down would be called cancel culture.

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trumpsterfire

The Three’s Company Defense and the Raffensperger call

I know it sounds like someone was attempting a coup by overturning the legitimate election results but in reality Janet was just about to sew a button on Jack’s pants.