WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of Americans are demanding an investigation into why, if F.B.I. operatives managed to infiltrate the 2016 Trump campaign, they utterly failed to prevent a nightmarish despot from being elected. via Public Demands Investigation of Why F.B.I. Infiltrators in Trump Campaign Failed to Prevent Him from Being Elected
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Giuliani says origin of Mueller probe was ‘illegitimate’
“I’m not saying Mueller is illegitimate. I’m saying the basis on which he was appointed was illegitimate” Giuliani says origin of Mueller probe was ‘illegitimate’ Anyone want to compare to white water or Benghazi or any of the other GOP witch hunts? If it weren’t for double standards, would the GOP have any standards at… Continue reading Giuliani says origin of Mueller probe was ‘illegitimate’
Clapper: ‘No doubt’ Russia is the reason Trump won
“Less than eighty thousand votes in three key states swung the election,” the excerpt continues. “I have no doubt that more votes than that were influenced by this massive effort by the Russian.” Clapper: ‘No doubt’ Russia is the reason Trump won This is Clapper who served the intelligence community under every president since Bush41.
New Poll: Most Americans don’t realize Robert Mueller’s investigation has uncovered crimes
“A majority of Americans — 59 percent — say in a new survey that Robert Mueller’s investigation into Russia and the 2016 campaign has not yet uncovered evidence of any crimes, even though in reality, Mueller has already obtained five guilty pleas and 17 criminal indictments.” New Poll: Most Americans don’t realize Robert Mueller’s investigation… Continue reading New Poll: Most Americans don’t realize Robert Mueller’s investigation has uncovered crimes
Harley-Davidson took its tax cut, closed a factory, and rewarded shareholders
The motorcycle maker in January told Kansas City workers it would close a plant there. Days later, it announced a nearly $700 million stock buyback plan. Harley-Davidson took its tax cut, closed a factory, and rewarded shareholders If you weren’t in on the con, you were the mark.
Trump Orders Replica Nobel Peace Prize to Display on His Desk
The White House press secretary said that Trump “took the initiative” to award himself the Peace Prize rather than “waiting around” for the Nobel committee. Trump Orders Replica Nobel Peace Prize to Display on His Desk To put it next to his fake Time Man of the Year cover?
Rob Reiner on Twitter
“Richard Nixon was driven from office over obstruction of justice and abuse of power. Donald Trump, at a minimum, has done those things in plain sight. Difference is current GOP is ok with that. Today’s WH mtg. with DOJ is a big shot over Democracy’s bow. We’re heading for war.” Rob Reiner on Twitter Meathead… Continue reading Rob Reiner on Twitter
Woke Romney on Twitter
“I think it’s hilarious that so many Republicans believe that President Obama sent a spy into the Trump campaign to get dirt, and then didn’t use any of the dirt and just let Trump win the election. Brilliant plan!” Woke Romney on Twitter
Yes, a Reasonable Prosecutor Would Have Ordered an Investigation of the Trump Campaign | National Review
I find the notion that the Russia investigation itself was corrupt from the beginning to be so bizarre as to border on fantastical. There was ample reason to investigate whether the Trump campaign had improper contacts with Russians. … The CIA, NSA, FBI, and the Republican-run Senate Intelligence Committee agree that this disruption operation morphed… Continue reading Yes, a Reasonable Prosecutor Would Have Ordered an Investigation of the Trump Campaign | National Review
American mass transit is dying
Three of the four largest systems in the country have been crippled this winter — and the worst is yet to come American mass transit is dying This is a preventable catastrophe.