Next up olympic synchronized texting and the freestyle duck face mirror picture competition.
Author: Stable Genius
I am the very model of a Stable Genius Liberal.
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Much favored England takes the gold at this year’s Olympic Quidditch competition. A round of butterbeer for everyone.
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Congratulations to the Hobbits of the Shire for winning a Mythril medal in something olympic related.
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Congratulations to district 12, winner of this year’s olympic hunger games gold medal. Extra groosling for everyone!
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Stunning upset in this years olympic Shurik competition as Uzbekistan defeats Kazakhstan 3 dogs to 2. Great success!
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Next up, the olympic karaoke competition.
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Next up, olympic jazzersize followed by the Billy Blanks Tae Bo competition.
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Congratulations to the medal winners of this year’s olympic 1000 mile freestyle schlep. Iit didn’t kill you to visit Nana.
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Next up, olympic competitive eating! Go team USA. Glut-to-ny! Glut-to-ny!
40 Economists Say The GOP Has Abandoned Economic Reality
40 Economists Say The GOP Has Abandoned Economic Reality
A survey of forty economists from across the ideological and partisan spectrum has concluded that on some of its most cherished issues, the Republican Party has simply taken leave of economic reality. For instance, economists Betsey Stevenson and Justin Wolfers noted that one of the results from the survey — run by the University of Chicago’s Booth School of Business, which is hardly known for a left-wing slant — is an overwhelming agreement that the 2009 Recovery Act (i.e. the stimulus) brought down unemployment.
And the GOP responded by with a long diatribe about socialism and abortion written in crayon.