Congratulations to Team Dagobah, winners of Olympic gold in the lightsaber fencing competition. Mighty you have competed.

If synchronized swimming is an Olympic event, Air guitar should be one too.

If synchronized swimming is an Olympic event, Marco Polo should be one too.

Congratulations to Germany! Winners of Olympic gold in the schadenfreude competition.

Next up, this year’s Olympic Funny Walk competition.

Nine foot tall, seven armed North Korean Olympic athlete denies genetic manipulation charges.

Next up olympic synchronized texting and the freestyle duck face mirror picture competition.

Much favored England takes the gold at this year’s Olympic Quidditch competition. A round of butterbeer for everyone.