Republicans always want credit for some shit they supposed to do: JD Vance edition.

You know the worst thing about Republicans? Republicans always want credit for some shit they supposed to do. A Republican will brag about some shit a normal politician just does. A Republican will say some shit like, I’ll accept the results of his midterm race. You’re supposed accept the results of an election you dumb motherfucker! What kind of ignorant coup de tete shit is that? “I not going ignore the election law.” What do you want, a cookie?! You’re not supposed ignore election law you low-expectation-having motherfucker!

The story isn’t that JD Vance will accept the election results. The story is that Republicans now have to be asked if they will comply with the law. They have to be asked if they will accept reality or fly off into conspiracy theories and advocation of violence.

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