Why don’t Republicans know how public bathrooms work?

US Toilet

I don’t know how you use the toilet in a public bathroom but this is how I use the toilet. I walk into the bathroom, head over to an empty urinal or stall, unzip and pee. At no point does anyone see my genitals. With the ladies-its a stall. Always a stall. With a door. And again, no one sees anyone’s genitals because they undress behind a closed door.

This is what confuses me about Nancy Mace.

Does Nancy Mace drop her pantsuit to her ankles and penguin walk to the ladies room? How exactly does she know what the genital configuration of others in the ladies room looks like? And if Nancy is unsure, does she run up to the person and demand “you’re making me nervous, I demand to see your genitals so I can calm down!”

I really don’t need an answer.

Because in my multiple decades of using public bathrooms I think I’ve seen more weird stuff than random people’s junk. I’ve seen people do key bumps at New York City clubs. Random people brushing teeth at fast food places. I once saw a person call for car service while urinating. There was one time I saw a guy wash his feet. But genitals? Basically never.

By Stable Genius

I am the very model of a Stable Genius Liberal.

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