With apologies to Chris Rock.
You know the worst thing about Republicans? Republicans always want credit for some shit they supposed to do. A Republican will brag about some shit a normal man just does. A Republican will say some shit like, “I didn’t overturn the election” You’re supposed follow the constitution and not overturn the election you dumb motherfucker! What kind of ignorant coup de tete shit is that? “I am going to show up when subpoenaed.” What do you want, a cookie?! You’re not supposed ignore a subpoena you low-expectation-having motherfucker!
