Have aliens hijacked Voyager 2 spacecraft

the spacecraft is sending back what sounds like an answer: Signals in an unknown data format!

The best scientific minds have so far not been able to decipher the strange information – is it a secret message?

Alien expert Hartwig Hausdorf said:“It seems almost as if someone had reprogrammed or hijacked the probe – thus perhaps we do not yet know the whole truth" 

From Have aliens hijacked Voyager 2 spacecraft | The Daily Telegraph

I’ll be first to suggest that its been p0wned by aliens and is now beaming tentacle fertility spam back to earth.

South Park Mocks Glenn Beck

Cartman is chosen to read the morning announcements at South Park Elementary, but he turns the forum into a bully pulpit to unleash criticism of the student-body president.

South Park Mocks Glenn Beck | Video Cafe

Almost as funny as the Did Glenn Beck rape and murder a young girl in 1990? Not that I think Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990, I’m just a regular guy asking questions. But isn’t it odd that he has never said that he didn’t rape and murder a young girl in 1990? Hey, I just want to know the truth.

Cocaine and White Teens

Normally I wouldn’t comment on an article with the headline

Cocaine and White Teens. But this one carries the byline, Charles M Blow.

Ufos: McCain Acknowledges the Lights Over Arizona Were UFOs

n February 2000, John McCain admitted that the famous “lights over Arizona” were in fact UFOs during a press conference broadcast over Fox News. Specifically, he was asked about the lawsuit from Peter Gersten to open UFO records from the military, and replied that it was a matter that concerned him before mentioning the Arizona lights as something that remained unsolved. A 2007 horror flick called Night Skies, which deals with the Arizona incident, opens with the Fox footage of McCain and it makes a brief but fascinating document.

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Ufos: McCain Acknowledges the “Lights Over Arizona” Were UFOs

First snarky thought; I think he is pandering for the Scientology Vote. Hail Xenu! Second thought, why isn’t this a bigger story? The guy who could have a finger on the button is talking about UFOs. If this was Obama, the press would be all over it.

New king of Tonga sworn in

The new king of Tonga has been sworn in today, 24 hours after the death of 88-year-old King Taufa-ahau Tupou IV in a New Zealand hospital after a long but unspecified illness.

His successor is noted for his fondness for wearing a monocle and military uniform, and driving around in a London taxi.

New king of Tonga sworn in – Times Online

As much as I might dislike W, at least he doesn’t wear a monocle. Seriously, any leader wearing a f%ing monocle is just asking for a coop.